She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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