the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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