Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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