Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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