you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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