Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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