Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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