Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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