I need help removing her.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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