Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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