Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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