Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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