I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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