i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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