I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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