just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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