Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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