Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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