question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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