is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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