So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
