i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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