I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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