normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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