I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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