like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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