Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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