Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Randomize
