How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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