How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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