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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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