Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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