11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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