My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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