I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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