you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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