So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Randomize
