But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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