This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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