Define "chronic" masturbator.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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