porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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