Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Randomize
