Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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