Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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