Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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