But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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