She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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