I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
