so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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