All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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