I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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