So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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