How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Dick very happy bro
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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