i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
either way he was missing a nipple.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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